Babysitter, How Do I Love Thee?

How do I love thee Babysitter, let me count the ways...

B is for the Booze we snuck from the adult cabinet,
A is for the Apple juice we mixed it with,
B is for the Blanket we cuddled under,
Y is for You promise not to tell,
S is for the Sexual things you tried on me,
I is for I've never done this before,
T is for the Toys we found in Mommys bedside stand,
T is for we Tried to make it fit,
E is for how Eager I was to try more,
R is for Return soon, 'cause I miss you,

Put them all together,
With a horny girl named Heather,
I'm sure Mom and Dad are leaving soon.