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How has no one invented balloons specifically designed to be sex toys? Inflate, lube, fuck, deflate, and dispose of properly. Seems like a no brainer. I've seen the videos of guys making a condom into an inflatable but most obviously, I can't have condoms laying around, and it's still too much like diy, improvise and cum. I want something purpose-built and tested by perverts like me. And don't say inflatable doll. Most of those I've seen looked like they expected me to use my dick to plug a jagged hole in a tire. The Geo donuts look ok, and water wings look alright but it seems like if someone… Pročitajte više

True homo eroticism is more than just loving big hard dicks. It's about being sexual with someone similar to oneself. I constantly look at self sucking/fucking porn and just think gosh, if there really is someone passionate about giving my own dick pleasure, it's me! I try to find masc and trans self suckers who are really enthusiastic about the act because I think it's really hot. Not just the act itself but the raw feelings behind it. There is a transference that takes place in my head during fellatio. I want that cock to feel as good as I want mine to feel. That is the major reason I like i… Pročitajte više

I had a little time off and decided to go exploring with my dog during the day. We walked along the water a little bit and found a great bike path that runs along the spillway. It was wooded and ran for quite a long way. After passing a few people smiling and saying hi, I decided this seemed like a cool place to hang out. I've had small experience with places like this. It has great potential for cruising. While walking the dog was a good excuse for being there, I thought that if I were to walk around back there by myself, other guys with the same idea as me would recognize what I was there fo… Pročitajte više

Nobody is related, and everybody is over 18. If you can't figure out parts 1-3 go hit yourself in the head with a tack hammer. So a couple hours after actually fucking for the first time, albeit an asshole, with my horny gay older b******, I was confronted by my m*****, because apparently the neighbor heard and reported loud sex sounds. After getting screamed at and ordered around to clean up the scummy bed, M** started rubbing my cock. She started telling me she knew this was a confusing time for me, but if I could keep quiet for a while, she meant to show me what straight sex was about. She… Pročitajte više

I had a small experience the other day. I was working on a countertop for a custom kitchen and one of my duties was to sand the actual top. I had to do slow overlapping rows over and over again to make sure the whole thing was smooth and flat. It was painstaking mind numbing work. On accident, my cock touched the edge of the countertop, through my pants of course. The vibrations of the dual action sander sent immediate shivers throughout my cock. It felt amazing! The sequence of vibrations wasn't regular, and somehow the solid surface top responded oddly to the sander in such a way, I can't re… Pročitajte više

How do I love thee Babysitter, let me count the ways... B is for the Booze we snuck from the adult cabinet, A is for the Apple juice we mixed it with, B is for the Blanket we cuddled under, Y is for You promise not to tell, S is for the Sexual things you tried on me, I is for I've never done this before, T is for the Toys we found in Mommys bedside stand, T is for we Tried to make it fit, E is for how Eager I was to try more, R is for Return soon, 'cause I miss you, Put them all together, With a horny girl named Heather, I'm sure Mom and Dad are leaving soon.… Pročitajte više

All I'm trying to do here is set down how I really feel about chicks with dicks, fembois, shemales, sissies, etc. When I was younger I was fascinated with shemales. To me, the ultimate experience would be to get a shemale to suck my dick and then let me fuck her ass. For one thing, I've always had a hard time getting to orgasm from oral. I assumed it was because young girls just didn't know how to suck it like I like. I had one gf who blew me for like 45 minutes or an hour. I blew and she swallowed it all. She was so irritated because it took so long and she never really attempted that again… Pročitajte više

I guess I was about 19 or 20. There were a few adult bookstores near where I lived, but normally I was terrified of going in. If I got my nerve up, I'd maybe go in and buy porn. I was a horny young fucker, and I suppose I was at least bi, even though at the time I couldn't quite deal with it. A few times I snuck in there during the day, and eventually got the gist of what the booths were about, well, officially anyway. I didn't know about gloryholes but I frequently noticed holes in the walls of some booths. It freaked me out a little because I was afraid someone would see me jacking off in t… Pročitajte više

Now this is weird. Starting to wonder just how gay i really am. Love dick. Couldn't ever admit it to myself or anyone else. Gay sex just feels so good it trips this switch inside me. I think the only reason it took me so long was because the few encounters I'd had were such disasters. Selfish lovers, or maybe lovers who didn't let me be selfish, lol. It's funny now. I was in prison for 4 years without ever touching a man. Now I'm dying for a cock in my mouth and ass from a fat hairy sweaty bald dude and feel trapped like I'll never have it. Sometimes i wish we had some cool gloryhole spots her… Pročitajte više

I came across a funny craigslist ad. Gwm sub butt slave 28 5ft 6 145 lbs. Iso master to make me his butt slave/toilet. Love being peed on pooped on etc. You must host. I thought, hilarious right? I want you to do all this sick messy shit to me, but at your house! Oh you just bazooka farted shit all over the floor. Oops my wifes home. Aren't you gonna help me clean up? Yikes. I'd love to see variations on this. How much loud messy obnoxious sex can you expect someone to agree to at their house not yours, at your instigation. Yeah i wanna swing from the chandelier while throwing feces like a… Pročitajte više

When I was around ate and my brother was ten we spent our summer vacations apart. When we both got home he told me about our sexteen year old c****n Johnny. While camping our cousin showed him how to jack off. He then went on to say when there are no women around guys can give each other sexual relief. He and my b*o blew each other. The usual secrecy, if you don't tell, I won't tell, etc. Of course he explained how this all worked to me. We jacked off together a couple times but I didn't really get it at first. One time later by myself in the bathroom, I finally came,dry, but my hips went cra… Pročitajte više