Weird masterbating.
I had a small experience the other day. I was working on a countertop for a custom kitchen and one of my duties was to sand the actual top. I had to do slow overlapping rows over and over again to make sure the whole thing was smooth and flat. It was painstaking mind numbing work. On accident, my cock touched the edge of the countertop, through my pants of course. The vibrations of the dual action sander sent immediate shivers throughout my cock. It felt amazing! The sequence of vibrations wasn't regular, and somehow the solid surface top responded oddly to the sander in such a way, I can't really describe it. As I continued my chore, I found more and more excuses to lean in as far as I could and not actually interrupt my work flow.
My cock got really hard and got wet with precum. I was getting to the point where if I would've just humped against it a couple times, I would've cum in my pants. I realized I could've been caught with a visable boner at work, which is not cool, so I eased up and tried to gain some composure.
It wasn't like any vibrating sex toy I've ever felt or attempted to use.
And I can't get it out of my head.
This also got me thinking about clever kinky ways to get off alone or with others.
A few of my favorites:
I found that the rubber bands that come wrapped around a stalk of broccoli make great cock and ball rings.
I get two, wrap the loosest one around my balls, and the tighter one around my dick. The combined tension gives me a bigger, angrier hard on, and it prolongs my orgasm amazingly. It allows me to shoot really far too under the right circumstances. I get cravings where I want something tight around my balls. Quick warning though, alot of ball hair could make this painful, so don't try it unless you're shaved or clipped.
I've always had a fetish for silky female underwear and lingerie, especially stockings and pantyhose. I love to get a sheer pair of pantyhose, used, new, doesn't matter, push my dick into the material and stretch the nylon as tight as possible against my cock, and maybe even tie it in place with a rubber band or a hair tie. When I stroke my cock, the nylon caresses the head. I like when my cum filters through the material. It's a blast. I've even gone into d**g stores and faced the embarrassment of being a guy buying girls things, bought a couple high quality pairs of pantyhose just to wear, and eventually jack off into. I've been kind of addicted to it, over the years.
I'll admit, I've also bought my own sexy lingerie to play dress up, but I also kept lots of silky stuff to jack off with. I creeped a beautiful pair of red super shiny silky panties out of someones laundry hamper once, not because it smelled like her pussy, but because I knew the material would feel really good on my dick.
I've had very little luck ever finding pocket pussy type sex toys that I really enjoyed, but eventually I found a jack off sleeve that I really liked. It cost about 30 dollars or so, was whitish clear, was made of a jelly like rubber, and had an exquisitely tight hole with the depiction of a perfect little butthole on one end. The hole went all the way through it, and had a thousand tiny little ridges in it's length. Looking back, I suspect however they made the material, the shape of the inside of that whole must've been made with a really long threaded screw. A little lube, some hot shemale porn, I'm good to go. The first time I tried it, it was so tight on my head, when I came it shot across the room. I fucked that poor toy until it felt like garbage, and then bought another one just like it, and shot across the room again! I learned later on to pull the sleeve all the way down my dick, so my head was poking out the other end, and spit, right on my dick, and then pull the sleeve back up. I fucking loved that thing. If it wasn't for the nasty lube, I probably would've ate my own loads out of that thing.
Later, when I got into poppers, I had some pretty hot whack off sessions using my hand and alot of lube and spit. I had to keep one hand dry though. I laid out a few cigarettes and a joint in the ashtray kept my poppers and lube handy and started wet stroking my cock. I lit the joint, took a few hits, held the last hit in halfway, took a great big hit off the poppers, and hold my breath for a good minute while stroking my cock faster and faster. When I finally exhaled, I was in la la land and whatever porn I had on was the hottest thing I'd ever seen. I was so focused on how much pleasure I was giving myself, that I could edge like that for an hour or more, getting high on weed and poppers. I could also have a massive cum, and just continue stroking, huffing and smoking, using my cum as fresh lube, and then I'd cum again.
I don't recommend getting carried away with poppers though, they cut off blood to your heart, and I think that's why I have arrhythmia now. It sure did make me get off though.
If anyone bothers to read this, I'd like to hear any replies about cool inventive ways you get yourself off with or without help from others.
My cock got really hard and got wet with precum. I was getting to the point where if I would've just humped against it a couple times, I would've cum in my pants. I realized I could've been caught with a visable boner at work, which is not cool, so I eased up and tried to gain some composure.
It wasn't like any vibrating sex toy I've ever felt or attempted to use.
And I can't get it out of my head.
This also got me thinking about clever kinky ways to get off alone or with others.
A few of my favorites:
I found that the rubber bands that come wrapped around a stalk of broccoli make great cock and ball rings.
I get two, wrap the loosest one around my balls, and the tighter one around my dick. The combined tension gives me a bigger, angrier hard on, and it prolongs my orgasm amazingly. It allows me to shoot really far too under the right circumstances. I get cravings where I want something tight around my balls. Quick warning though, alot of ball hair could make this painful, so don't try it unless you're shaved or clipped.
I've always had a fetish for silky female underwear and lingerie, especially stockings and pantyhose. I love to get a sheer pair of pantyhose, used, new, doesn't matter, push my dick into the material and stretch the nylon as tight as possible against my cock, and maybe even tie it in place with a rubber band or a hair tie. When I stroke my cock, the nylon caresses the head. I like when my cum filters through the material. It's a blast. I've even gone into d**g stores and faced the embarrassment of being a guy buying girls things, bought a couple high quality pairs of pantyhose just to wear, and eventually jack off into. I've been kind of addicted to it, over the years.
I'll admit, I've also bought my own sexy lingerie to play dress up, but I also kept lots of silky stuff to jack off with. I creeped a beautiful pair of red super shiny silky panties out of someones laundry hamper once, not because it smelled like her pussy, but because I knew the material would feel really good on my dick.
I've had very little luck ever finding pocket pussy type sex toys that I really enjoyed, but eventually I found a jack off sleeve that I really liked. It cost about 30 dollars or so, was whitish clear, was made of a jelly like rubber, and had an exquisitely tight hole with the depiction of a perfect little butthole on one end. The hole went all the way through it, and had a thousand tiny little ridges in it's length. Looking back, I suspect however they made the material, the shape of the inside of that whole must've been made with a really long threaded screw. A little lube, some hot shemale porn, I'm good to go. The first time I tried it, it was so tight on my head, when I came it shot across the room. I fucked that poor toy until it felt like garbage, and then bought another one just like it, and shot across the room again! I learned later on to pull the sleeve all the way down my dick, so my head was poking out the other end, and spit, right on my dick, and then pull the sleeve back up. I fucking loved that thing. If it wasn't for the nasty lube, I probably would've ate my own loads out of that thing.
Later, when I got into poppers, I had some pretty hot whack off sessions using my hand and alot of lube and spit. I had to keep one hand dry though. I laid out a few cigarettes and a joint in the ashtray kept my poppers and lube handy and started wet stroking my cock. I lit the joint, took a few hits, held the last hit in halfway, took a great big hit off the poppers, and hold my breath for a good minute while stroking my cock faster and faster. When I finally exhaled, I was in la la land and whatever porn I had on was the hottest thing I'd ever seen. I was so focused on how much pleasure I was giving myself, that I could edge like that for an hour or more, getting high on weed and poppers. I could also have a massive cum, and just continue stroking, huffing and smoking, using my cum as fresh lube, and then I'd cum again.
I don't recommend getting carried away with poppers though, they cut off blood to your heart, and I think that's why I have arrhythmia now. It sure did make me get off though.
If anyone bothers to read this, I'd like to hear any replies about cool inventive ways you get yourself off with or without help from others.
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